- Ollivander: Oh you need a wand? Try this one.
- *shit explodes*
- Ollivander: Shit
- Ollivander: I don't fuckin know
- Ollivander: Here try this it kinda killed your parents
- Ollivander: Perf
look at this fucking cookie. look at it. i bought this fucking cookie at my school’s cafeteria. it is the size of my face. i bought it for 2 dollars. this cookie is supposed to inspire sharing among the students because its so fucking huge but clearly whoever thought of that little idea did not understand teenagers. this cookie is a challenge. nobody shares these cookies. they fucking eat the whole thing by themselves because its there. fucking gigantic cookies. fuck.
here’s some burning sage to cleanse ur blog of bad energies
I felt obligated to reblog this
It’d be hilarious if reblogging an image of this actually had the same effect for a tumblr dashboard
let’s find out
Some good juju right here.